car0line127: kittencas: jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackson: bellatirx: batmansbutt: percybeth: i was going to the bathroom when i’ve been staring at this for like five minutes and i can’t figure out if that’s a toilet or some kind of sink with a lid it looks like a speedboat it’s an ass sink so no one is going to talk about the cat in the ass sink or what OH SHIT THERE IS A CAT IN...
Me every night: I don't need to sleep.
Me every morning: I need to sleep for 3 days straight.
mareeps: today in yearbook this guy AJ was being really rude and disruptive so my teacher told him to act ladylike. instead of doing his usually disruptive stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out “MY BOOBS HURT” “I NEED A MAN” “IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY BEST YOU SURE AS HELL DONT DESERVE ME AT MY WORST” “I CANT DRIVE” “WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME”
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest